Hotel Altiplanico Cajón del Maipo in San José de Maipo

Chill Out in the Chilean Backcountry

Picture this: You're in San José de Maipo, Chile—a place where your phone's signal is as elusive as a three-legged llama. Hotel Altiplanico Cajón del Maipo sits pretty here, with its rustic blend of wood and clay. It's got this garden that's more sprawling than Aunt Mabel's yarn collection. And yes, they have a pool for when the sun decides to play nice.

Rooms here? Well, they're not time machines, but they do have plasma TVs and heating that works harder than a beaver in winter. Private balconies offer views that could make a postcard blush. Bathrooms are equipped like a Swiss army knife—ready for whatever you might need. The day kicks off with a buffet breakfast that could feed a small herd of alpacas. Dining? Oh, the hotel restaurant serves international dishes that might just make your taste buds do the cha-cha.

Need to unwind? There's a hot tub for that, or you could recline by the pool and count clouds. If feeling adventurous, there's private access to the Maipo River—just don't forget your lucky fishing hat. Parking's free, which is as rare as hen's teeth, and local attractions are a hop, skip, and a jump away. Hotel Altiplanico Cajón del Maipo is a top-notch spot, whether you're after some serious R&R or ready for some exploring shenanigans.

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